The Adventures of an Average Girl: quite hilarious

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Saturday, April 23, 2016

Saturday Snickers - 4/23/16

I can't tell you how many times people ask me, "Are you okay? Is something wrong," when I am just sitting there contentedly, staring off into space.

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

This or That?

Here's another chance for you to get to know me better, with a little game of...

1. Coffee or tea?

Coffee, but sometimes tea.

2. Blue or Pink?

Blue.

3. Creamy or crunchy? Peanut butter, that is...

Crunchy.

4. Summer or winter?

Summer.

5. Pepsi or Coke?

Pepsi.

6. Pepsi or Dr. Pepper?

Dr. Pepper.

7. Chocolate

or vanilla

Chocolate-is-that-even-a-question. Vanilla's just too . . . vanilla-y.

8. Cats or dogs?

Anything but cats.

= evil

9. Target or Walmart?

Target.

10. Basketball or volleyball?

Volleyball all the way.

11. Sneakers or heels?

. . . hmmmmm, SNEAKERS.

12. Right or left-handed?

Right handed.

13. Modern or vintage?

Vintage.

14. Country or city?

Little bit of both ;)

15. Bacon or--

BACON!!! I don't care what the other option was, I'll take the bacon.

16. Books or movies?

Mostly books.

17. Pride and Prejudice or Persuasion?

Persuasion, definitely!!

18. Coffee: black or cream and sugar?

Sometimes black, sometimes cream and sugar. And flavor shots. And whipped cream. It just depends on my mood. And my wallet. ;P

19. Galaxy or floral pattern?

Galaxy, as you can see in the banner at the top of the page...

20. Introvert or Extrovert?

INTROVERT. Now go away and let me be alone with my books and coffee. :)

Saturday, February 13, 2016

Saturday Snickers - 2/13/16

Grumpy Cat is not happy that tomorrow is Valentine's Day.

Monday, February 1, 2016

Nerdy Quiz

Hi there!

Today, I'm embracing my inner nerd and sharing a little bit about my smarty-pants side with you! Hope you enjoy and don't get too scared of my awesomeness.

<- new fav emoji!!

1. Favorite font(s)?

Oh my. This is hard. I mean, REALLY hard. I feel like if I choose one font, the other fonts will feel left out... :(

But I'm gonna do this.

Chasing embers

Chasing Embers, download here.

Hello Script

Hello Script, download here.

Nexa Rust, download here. All the way down at the bottom of the screen, green button.

KG Beneath your beautiful

KG Beneath Your Beautiful, download here.

Tartlers End

Tartlers End, download here.

How to download fonts: here.

2. Favorite Author(s)

Again, super duper hard! But here are my top five favorite authors:

1) Christmas Carol Kauffman - For One Moment

2) Andrew Klavan - The Homelanders series

3) Chuck Black - Knights of Arrethrae

4) Laura Ingalls Wilder - Little House series

5) Jane Austen - Pride and Prejudice

3. Favorite Poem?

"The Children's Hour" by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Between the dark and the daylight,

When the night is beginning to lower,

Comes a pause in the day's occupations,

That is known as the Children's Hour.

I hear in the chamber above me

The patter of little feet,

The sound of a door that is opened,

And voices soft and sweet.

From my study I see in the lamplight,

Descending the broad hall stair,

Grave Alice, and laughing Allegra,

And Edith with golden hair.

A whisper, and then a silence:

Yet I know by their merry eyes

They are plotting and planning together

To take me by surprise.

A sudden rush from the stairway,

A sudden raid from the hall!

By three doors left unguarded

They enter my castle wall!

They climb up into my turret

O'er the arms and back of my chair;

If I try to escape, they surround me;

They seem to be everywhere.

They almost devour me with kisses,

Their arms about me entwine,

Till I think of the Bishop of Bingen

In his Mouse-Tower on the Rhine!

Do you think, O blue-eyed banditti,

Because you have scaled the wall,

Such an old mustache as I am

Is not a match for you all!

I have you fast in my fortress,

And will not let you depart,

But put you down into the dungeon

In the round-tower of my heart.

And there will I keep you forever,

Yes, forever and a day,

Till the walls shall crumble to ruin,

And moulder in dust away!"

Such a cute poem about his three daughters.

4. Favorite Nerdy Joke or Pun?

Hehehe, hope you find it...

Saturday, December 12, 2015

Saturday Snickers - 12/12/15

Saturday, December 5, 2015

Saturday Snickers - 12/5/15

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

{I Heart Winter Tag}

So remember when I did this? That was so much fun! Let's do it again!

But this time, WINTER!

Okay, ready?

Ready.

1. What is your favorite winter Starbucks drink?

PEPPERMINT MOCHA!!! Yum yum yum!

2. What is your favorite winter treat?

Anything peppermint! But more specifically, peppermint bark. Mmmmm, so, so, so addicting!! Recipe coming soon. . .

3. Favorite winter food?

Venison Chili. If you've never tried this, you need to come to my house and eat it. NOW. :D

4. Favorite Winter Accessory?

Probably either knee socks, leggings, or scarves.

5. Favorite winter lip product?

If you're like me, your lips get SUPER chapped during winter. And that's why I love the Maybelline Babylips peppermint flavor! It leaves my lips feeling moisturized and peppermint-y fresh! Perfect!

6. Favorite movie to watch during the winter season?

Probably most definitely "It's A Wonderful Life!" <3

7. What's your favorite thing to read during winter?

Pretty much any book, cause it's soooo cold outside and soooo cozy inside. But I do LOVE reading classics, like Pride and Prejudice, Little Women, and such.

8. What's your favorite thing to do during winter?

Either break out the knee socks, sweaters, and blankets and cuddle up with a hot chocolate.

OR go act like a little kid seeing snow for the first time and eat snowflakes, throw snowballs, and make snow angels.

9. What's your favorite winter candle?

BB&W's Fresh Sparkling Snow. I don't really know what snow smells like. I would guess it would smell like water?? But this candle smells a-ma-zing!!